{"id":1576,"date":"2015-08-20T02:34:17","date_gmt":"2015-08-19T23:34:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dokuzadabirdeniz.com\/?p=1576"},"modified":"2016-02-10T04:57:38","modified_gmt":"2016-02-10T02:57:38","slug":"yassiada-ve-sivriada-procelerini-gelistirme-procesi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dokuzadabirdeniz.com\/?p=1576","title":{"rendered":"Yass\u0131ada ve Sivriada Procelerini Geli\u015ftirme Procesi"},"content":{"rendered":"

Huysuz \u0130htiyar<\/strong> –<\/strong> Heybeliada<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Meclis’in yeni icat “torba kanunlar\u0131ndan” birinin i\u00e7ine t\u0131k\u0131\u015ft\u0131r\u0131l\u0131p yasal hale getirildi\u011fine g\u00f6re bundan b\u00f6yle Yass\u0131ada, pardon, Demokrasi ve \u00d6zg\u00fcrl\u00fck Adas\u0131 \u015f\u00f6yle olacakm\u0131\u015f:\u00a0“Otel, bungalov, restoran, helikopter alan\u0131, park, a\u00e7\u0131k hava m\u00fczesi, meydan, k\u00fct\u00fcphane, dini tesis, idari bina, m\u00fcze, konferans salonu, sergi salonu, seyir teras\u0131,\u00a0tekne yana\u015fma yeri, bilgi edinme – bilet sat\u0131\u015f yeri ve kar\u015f\u0131lama yap\u0131s\u0131…”<\/span><\/p>\n

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Anla\u015f\u0131lan biraz aceleye gelmi\u015f, olmayacak \u015feyler yaz\u0131l\u0131rken olmas\u0131 gereken bir\u00e7ok \u015fey de unutulmu\u015f.<\/span><\/p>\n

Biz bir k\u0131yak yapal\u0131m diye bulu\u015f ve icatlar konusunda \u00fcnl\u00fc mucit Zihni Sinir’e bile papucunu ters giydirecek bir zata dan\u0131\u015ft\u0131k: Ebu Acaip el Mucizevi’ye. Tabii biraz\u00a0masraf da ettik haliyle. \u00dcstad haybeye k\u00fcrek \u00e7ekmez.\u00a0\u00d6\u011frendiklerimizi kendimize saklamak vicdan\u0131m\u0131za s\u0131\u011fmad\u0131\u011f\u0131ndan, daha bol vicdanlara havale etmeye karar verdik.<\/span><\/p>\n

Buyurun Mucizevi \u00fcstad\u0131m\u0131z\u0131n analiz ve sentezlerine:<\/span><\/p>\n

*<\/strong> \u0130kamet edilmesi mavzubahis iki ada var halihaz\u0131rda. Zaman\u0131m\u0131z\u0131n en m\u00fchim problemini \u00e7\u00f6zmek bu durmda \u00e7ok kolayla\u015f\u0131yor. \u015eu k\u0131zlar – o\u011flanlar meselesi yani. Adalar\u0131n biri k\u0131zlar\u00a0\u00f6teki de o\u011flanlar adas\u0131 yap\u0131ls\u0131n mesele en ba\u015f\u0131ndan halledilmi\u015f olur. Yar\u0131n ba\u015f\u0131m\u0131za yeni bir problem a\u00e7\u0131lmas\u0131n, kimsenin ba\u015f\u0131 da a\u011fr\u0131mas\u0131n.<\/span><\/p>\n

*<\/strong> Yaln\u0131z bu zamanelere itimat edilemez, adalararas\u0131 y\u00fczme yar\u0131\u015flar\u0131 yap\u0131yoruz aya\u011f\u0131na yat\u0131p, bir adadan \u00f6tekine z\u0131play\u0131verirler. Sonra ay\u0131kla pirincin ta\u015f\u0131n\u0131.<\/span><\/p>\n

Ama benim gibi zeki insanlar i\u00e7in kolay\u0131 var: Ge\u00e7enlerde Heybeli’yi ziyaret eden Nusret Gemisi’nin b\u00fcy\u00fck babas\u0131 Nusrat May\u0131n Gemisi nas\u0131l d\u00f6\u015fedi\u011fi may\u0131nlarla d\u00fc\u015fman gemilerinin \u00c7anakkale’de haddini a\u015fmas\u0131n\u0131 \u00f6nlemi\u015fse \u015fimdi de Yass\u0131ada ile Sivriada aras\u0131na m\u00fcnasip bir mania koyabilir. Ya\u011fma yok, herkes kendi adas\u0131na raz\u0131 olacak,\u00a0g\u00f6z\u00fc \u00f6b\u00fcr adada olmayacak. Buna\u00a0ra\u011fmen ka\u00e7amak yapanlan olur da yakalan\u0131rsa derhal imam nikah\u0131 k\u0131y\u0131l\u0131r.<\/span><\/p>\n

*<\/strong> En \u00f6nemlisi kanun gibi \u015feyde yaz\u0131lan onca tesisin pek de b\u00fcy\u00fck olmayan bu adalara yerle\u015ftirilmesi problemine gelelim: \u0130mar yap\u0131labilecek alan\u0131n y\u00fczdesi azalt\u0131ld\u0131\u011f\u0131 halde\u00a0metrekaresi nas\u0131l b\u00fcy\u00fct\u00fcld\u00fc, buna benim gibi zekailerin bile ak\u0131l erdirmesi zor. Yani k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fcld\u00fck\u00e7e b\u00fcy\u00fcyor, b\u00fcy\u00fcd\u00fck\u00e7e k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fcl\u00fcyor gibi bir\u015fey. Nas\u0131l oluyo da oluyo yani? (Her problemi\u00a0ben \u00e7\u00f6zecek de\u011filim ya, bunu da lisedeki matematik hocam\u0131z S\u0131f\u0131rc\u0131 Sait \u00e7\u00f6zs\u00fcn. Zaten ba\u015fkas\u0131 da \u00e7\u00f6zebilemez.*<\/strong> Ama gene de bize elimizden geleni ard\u0131m\u0131za koymak yak\u0131\u015fmaz. Zaten ne demi\u015fler, \u00e7are t\u00fckenmez demi\u015fler, de\u011fil mi?<\/span><\/p>\n

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O zaman i\u015fte en tesirli \u00e7areler: Bu dere tepe adalar bir g\u00fczel \u00fct\u00fclensin, iyice yay\u0131l\u0131p yass\u0131lt\u0131ls\u0131n. Tepeler da tra\u015flanarak yass\u0131lt\u0131ls\u0131n. B\u00f6ylece epeyce yer kazan\u0131l\u0131r. \u00fcstelik kimi\u00a0m\u00fcnaf\u0131klar\u0131n tarih boyunca de\u011fi\u015fmeyen Yass\u0131ada’n\u0131n ad\u0131n\u0131n de\u011fi\u015ftirilmesine itiraz\u0131 da abes hale gelir. Adan\u0131n ad\u0131 da Yamyass\u0131ada olur, mesele kalmaz.<\/span><\/p>\n

*<\/strong> Bu da yetmezse, haz\u0131rda bir \u00e7aremiz daha var. Bombo\u015f duran iki adam\u0131z var: Ka\u015f\u0131kadas\u0131 ve Neandros. Bo\u015f duracaklar\u0131na bir i\u015fe yaras\u0131nlar. Biri Yass\u0131’n\u0131n, di\u011feri Sivri’nin yan\u0131na\u00a0\u00e7ekilerek toplam alan b\u00fcy\u00fct\u00fclm\u00fc\u015f olur. B\u00f6ylece b\u00fct\u00fcn tesisler s\u0131\u011far. Hatta bizim faytonlar\u0131n atlar\u0131n\u0131n ko\u015faca\u011f\u0131 bir hipodroma da yer kal\u0131r, alt\u0131l\u0131 falan da oynan\u0131r, vakit ge\u00e7er.<\/span><\/p>\n

*<\/strong> Dikkatinizi \u00e7ekerim; \u00e7ok say\u0131da spor tesisi yap\u0131lacak. Haz\u0131r bu kadar tesis yapm\u0131\u015fken bu sene alamad\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z Olimpiyatlar’a seneye yeniden talip olal\u0131m. G\u00f6rd\u00fcn\u00fcz m\u00fc,\u00a0Olimpiyatlar cepte keklik.<\/span><\/p>\n

*<\/strong> Olimpiyatlar hepi topu bir ay falan s\u00fcr\u00fcyor, sonra ne yapaca\u011f\u0131z bu kadar tesisi, diye itiraz etmeye niyetlenen m\u00fcnaf\u0131klar\u0131n sesini duyuyorum \u015fimdiden. Bo\u015fa nefes t\u00fcketmesinler.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00c7are haz\u0131r: Yes, no, havaryu, du yu lav mi gibi \u00fc\u00e7 be\u015f kelimeyle firar edip d\u00fcnyay\u0131 gezen, bu arada ilerletti\u011fi \u0130ngilizcesi ile S\u00f6rvayv\u0131r mucizesini yaratan Acur Bey,\u00a0bu tesislerde yap\u0131lacak yeni bir reyting rekortmeni program bulur emin olun. Vard\u0131r d\u00fcnyan\u0131n bir kanal\u0131nda nas\u0131l olsa.<\/span><\/p>\n

*<\/strong> \u0130ki adam\u0131z da K\u0131y\u0131 Kanunu’ndan muaf olacaklarm\u0131\u015f, yani in\u015faatlar denize s\u0131f\u0131r yap\u0131labilir, hatta denize \u00e7\u0131kma da yap\u0131l\u0131r. Ama yetmez, bir de k\u0131ta sahanl\u0131\u011f\u0131 getirilmeli;\u00a0iyi bal\u0131k yapan bu adalar\u0131n \u00e7evresini de ekmek paras\u0131 i\u00e7in ne yapacaklar\u0131 belli olmayan gariban bal\u0131k\u00e7\u0131lardan korumak laz\u0131m gelir. Bu Adalar’a bir milden fazla yakla\u015f\u0131lmas\u0131n\u0131\u00a0yasaklamay\u0131 da unutmamal\u0131, gitsinler kendi adalar\u0131nda tutsunlar bal\u0131klar\u0131n\u0131.*<\/strong>Bir de bizim Adalar’\u0131n mart\u0131lar\u0131 gak gak etmeye de, guk guk etmeye de bay\u0131l\u0131rlar. Nezih hale gelen bu yeni adalar\u0131n nezih ve nezihe m\u00fc\u015fterilerinin sabah uykular\u0131n\u0131n b\u00f6l\u00fcnmesini,\u00a0rahats\u0131z olmas\u0131n\u0131, haydi b\u00fct\u00fcn eller havaya m\u00fczi\u011finin ulvi havas\u0131n\u0131n bozulmas\u0131n\u0131 \u00f6nlemek i\u00e7in mart\u0131lar kursa tabi tutulsun. Hemen itiraz etmeyin; “b\u00fclb\u00fcl \u00f6t\u00fc\u015fl\u00fc kanarya” nas\u0131l\u00a0oluyorsa ayn\u0131 \u015fekilde “kanarya \u00f6t\u00fc\u015fl\u00fc mart\u0131” da olabilir pekala.\u00a0M\u00fchim olan e\u011fitim!<\/span><\/p>\n

*<\/strong> Tabii b\u00f6ylece cennete \u00e7evrilmi\u015f adalar yerli ve yabanc\u0131 d\u00fcnyan\u0131n ilgisini \u00e7ekecektir haliyle Dikkat gerekir. Teyakkuz halinde bulunmak gerekir.<\/span><\/p>\n

Yeni adalar Yunan pasaportu ta\u015f\u0131yanlara kapat\u0131ls\u0131n. Yeni bir k\u0131ta sahanl\u0131\u011f\u0131 problemi daha \u00e7\u0131kmas\u0131n, dertsiz ba\u015f\u0131m\u0131za yeni dertler a\u00e7\u0131lmas\u0131n. Sonra ka\u015fla g\u00f6z aras\u0131nda Ruhban Okulu\u00a0falan da yaparlar da i\u015fler iyice sarpa sarar. Zaten birini ne yapaca\u011f\u0131m\u0131z\u0131 bilemiyoruz, ikisi ile kim u\u011fra\u015facak.<\/span><\/p>\n

*<\/strong> Her \u015fey olsun da sak\u0131n meydan olmas\u0131n. Bu Forumcular memleketin neresinde bir meydan bulurlarsa orada hemen bir Forum yap\u0131yorlar. Heybeliada Forumu da f\u0131rsat\u0131 ka\u00e7\u0131rmaz, zaten Yass\u0131ada bizim Heybeli’ye ba\u011fl\u0131, diye oraya \u015fube a\u00e7arlar. \u00d6mer ve Dr. Filiz ge\u00e7enlerde bu konuyu konu\u015fuyorlarm\u0131\u015f zaten, kula\u011f\u0131ma f\u0131s\u0131ldayanlar\u0131n yalanc\u0131s\u0131y\u0131m, bana g\u00fcnah yaz\u0131lmas\u0131n.<\/span><\/p>\n


\n\"diren_adalar_up1\"<\/a>*<\/strong> \u015eimdi gelelim as\u0131l \u00f6nemli meseleye. Bu tedbirimizi bildirmeden bitirirsek g\u00fcnaha gireriz. Malum me\u015fhur Marmara Fay\u0131 hemen ileride upusuya yatm\u0131\u015f bekliyor. S\u00f6ylendi\u011fine g\u00f6re\u00a0\u00f6yle kendi halinde sessizce yat\u0131p durmuyormu\u015f m\u00fcnaf\u0131klar\u0131n dedi\u011fine g\u00f6re. \u0130lk i\u015f bu fay\u0131n bu nevzuhur saltanat yerinden \u00e7ok uzaklara ta\u015f\u0131nmas\u0131 olmal\u0131d\u0131r. \u015eimdi gene m\u00fcnaf\u0131klar\u0131n\u00a0“peki nas\u0131l olacak bu, m\u00fcmk\u00fcn m\u00fc yani?” dediklerini duyuyorum. Neden olmas\u0131n, her\u015feyin bir fiyat\u0131 vard\u0131r parababalar\u0131na g\u00f6re. Paras\u0131yla de\u011fil mi, verirler ve \u00e7ektirirler fay\u0131\u00a0m\u00fcnasip bir yere. (Yanl\u0131\u015f aanla\u015f\u0131lmas\u0131n, m\u00fcnasip yerlerine demedim, \u00f6ylesi m\u00fcstehcene girer. Dikkatini \u00e7ekerim biz burada ilmi bir mesele konu\u015fuyoruz.)<\/span><\/p>\n

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Huysuz \u0130htiyar – Heybeliada Meclis’in yeni icat “torba kanunlar\u0131ndan” birinin i\u00e7ine t\u0131k\u0131\u015ft\u0131r\u0131l\u0131p yasal hale getirildi\u011fine g\u00f6re bundan b\u00f6yle Yass\u0131ada, pardon, Demokrasi ve \u00d6zg\u00fcrl\u00fck Adas\u0131 \u015f\u00f6yle olacakm\u0131\u015f:\u00a0“Otel, bungalov, restoran, helikopter alan\u0131, park, a\u00e7\u0131k hava m\u00fczesi, meydan, k\u00fct\u00fcphane, dini tesis, idari bina, m\u00fcze, konferans salonu, sergi salonu, seyir teras\u0131,\u00a0tekne yana\u015fma yeri, bilgi edinme – bilet sat\u0131\u015f yeri …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3575,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[44,1,3,105,8,83,9],"tags":[107],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dokuzadabirdeniz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1576"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dokuzadabirdeniz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dokuzadabirdeniz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dokuzadabirdeniz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dokuzadabirdeniz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1576"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/dokuzadabirdeniz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1576\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3576,"href":"https:\/\/dokuzadabirdeniz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1576\/revisions\/3576"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dokuzadabirdeniz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3575"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dokuzadabirdeniz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1576"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dokuzadabirdeniz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1576"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dokuzadabirdeniz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1576"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}