{"id":1450,"date":"2015-09-04T01:59:29","date_gmt":"2015-09-03T22:59:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dokuzadabirdeniz.com\/?p=1450"},"modified":"2017-01-31T15:29:50","modified_gmt":"2017-01-31T12:29:50","slug":"yok-artik-havvada","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dokuzadabirdeniz.com\/?p=1450","title":{"rendered":"Yok art\u0131k HavvAda!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Yano Trelo \u00a0<\/strong>– Heybeliada<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Bizim Heybeli’nin\u00a0tatl\u0131s\u0131 delisi, denlisi densizi, huylusu huysuzu me\u015fhurdur da ben b\u00f6yle delilik g\u00f6rmedim! \u015eimdi de yapay ada yapacaklarm\u0131\u015f, ad\u0131n\u0131 da Havvada koyacaklarm\u0131\u015f. Yano geldi y\u00fcz\u00a0ya\u015f\u0131na, ak\u0131l koymad\u0131n\u0131z ba\u015f\u0131mda…<\/span><\/p>\n

Hadi tamam i\u015fg\u00fczar kaymakamlar\u0131n\u00a0Kartal’dan B\u00fcy\u00fckada’ya\u00a0otoyol kondurma\u00a0hevesine\u00a0al\u0131\u015ft\u0131k. Hatta Adalar aras\u0131na k\u00f6pr\u00fc kurmak isteyeni,\u00a0teleferik gereni, kaz\u0131kl\u0131 otoyol \u00e7akmak\u00a0isteyeni de g\u00f6rd\u00fc bu g\u00f6zler, onlara da eyvallah. \u0130nsand\u0131r, be\u015fer \u015fa\u015far. E haydi bir de hafriyat\u0131n, in\u015faat molozunun\u00a0\u00fcst\u00fcne spor sahas\u0131 yapmaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131p hafriyat\u0131 hokus pokus\u00a0bir var\u0131z bir yokuzla\u00a0saklamaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015fan\u0131n\u0131 da g\u00f6rd\u00fck… tamam ama b\u00f6ylesini g\u00f6rmedik.<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u00a0<\/span>Adam hafriyattan, in\u015faat at\u0131\u011f\u0131ndan, Kanal \u0130stanbul acuzesinden kendine ada yapmaya ba\u015flad\u0131 ahali, ko\u015f ko\u015f g\u00f6z\u00fcn ayd\u0131n Hristos Anesti, cennet bizim Marmaroza\u00a0iniyor! Az durun, bir ka\u00e7 sene bekleyin, \u00fc\u00e7 vakte kadar yeni bir adam\u0131z daha oluyor! Hem de \u00e7ok afilli, \u00e7ok fiyakal\u0131 bir ada: HavvADA! <\/span><\/p>\n

Hadi ad\u0131na bak\u0131p “Cennetten Havva ana geliyor, Adem baba bu i\u015fe ne diyor?”<\/em> diye soracak edepsizler vard\u0131r mutlaka da, sahi nereden geliyor bu ada derseniz onun cevab\u0131 kolay. Sak\u0131n yan\u0131lmay\u0131n\u00a0bizim \u015fu Bostanc\u0131 taraf\u0131ndaki Vordonisi batt\u0131\u011f\u0131\u00a0denizden \u00e7\u0131km\u0131yor. Havvada, yap\u0131lacak \u00e7\u0131lg\u0131no\u011flu \u00e7\u0131lg\u0131n\u00a0Kanal \u0130stanbul\u00a0projesinin\u00a0in\u015faat\u0131ndan \u00e7\u0131kacak 1 milyar metrek\u00fcpl\u00fck hafriyat\u0131n denize doldurulmas\u0131ndan geliyor. El cevap: Karadan al denize d\u00f6k, in\u015faat yap, art\u0131\u011f\u0131yla denizi doldur al sana Ada! Hem de HavvADA!<\/span><\/p>\n

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\"havvada04.jpg-2\"<\/a>Projenin ebesi\u00a0\u0130nanlar \u0130n\u015faat\u0131 izim B\u00fcy\u00fckada’ya yap\u0131lan ka\u00e7ak g\u00f6\u00e7ek olup da hala y\u0131k\u0131lmayan \u015fu Lido kazuletinden tan\u0131yorsunuz zaten. Hah i\u015fte onlar\u0131n web sitesinde de balland\u0131r\u0131la balland\u0131r\u0131la anlat\u0131l\u0131yor Havvada: “\u0130nanlar \u0130n\u015faat taraf\u0131ndan geli\u015ftirilen, New York’lu Dror taraf\u0131ndan tasarlanan projede Ebenezer Howard’\u0131n Garden City’sinden Buckminster Fuller’\u0131n dev jeodezik kubbesinden etkilenilmi\u015f. 6 adet farkl\u0131 y\u00fckseklikteki, dev kubbenin \u015fekillendirdi\u011fi adan\u0131n ortas\u0131nda 3 km uzunlu\u011funda, 1 km \u00e7ap\u0131nda bir de vadi bulunuyor.”<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Vay anas\u0131n\u0131 jeodezik kubbeli vadili ada! Duy da inanma.. Bu \u0130nanlar\u00a0iyice takm\u0131\u015flar kafay\u0131 adaya, adalara onu anlad\u0131k. Dememizi bekliyorlar ki\u00a0ha tamam New York, jeodezik, Dror, Buckminster, Ebenezer falan \u015fahane \u00e7ok g\u00fczel.. Aferin!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Efendi efendi, sen de topra\u011fa girecen benim gibi efendi, sen krals\u0131n ben Yano’yum, sana saray bana ada.\u00a0<\/span>Bal\u0131k koymad\u0131n\u0131z denizde moloz moloz diye diye…<\/span><\/p>\n

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